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Political scientist Dr. Lawrence Britt wrote an article about fascism ("Fascism Anyone?," Free Inquiry, Spring 2003, page 20). Studying the fascist regimes of Hitler (Germany), Mussolini (Italy), Franco (Spain), Suharto (Indonesia), and Pinochet (Chile), Dr. Britt found they all had 14 elements in common. He calls these the identifying characteristics of fascism. The excerpt is in accordance with the magazine's policy.
The 14 characteristics are:

This is kinda scary...
25 SIGNS THAT YOU HAVE GROWN-UP
1. Your
houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex
in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep
more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear
your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch
the Weather Channel.
7. Your
friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go
from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and
a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're
the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down
the stereo.
11. Older
relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't
know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car
insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed
your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take
naps.
17. Dinner
and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a
basket of chicken wings at
19. You go to
the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy
tests.
20. A $4.00
bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You
actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just
can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much
again."
23. 90% of
the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink
at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you
find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh
S*$# what the hell happened?"
Bonus:
26: You read
this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and
can't find one to save your sorry old butt. Then you forward it to a bunch of
old pals & friends 'cause you know they'll enjoy it & do the
same.